the-fault-in-our-wifi:

mook64:

giraffepoliceforce:

popemarina:

mistyslay:

fishingboatproceeds:

This is one of my favorite moments in the movie: Gus makes a joke about Isaac’s disability and then Isaac is like, “Not only am I going to call you out and refuse to accept you making me the butt of your joke; I’m also going to do it in a way that shows you that I am funnier than you are.” And Gus is momentarily defensive and then like, “Okay. Yeah. Fair enough.”

Nat improvised that line, by the way. Such a great actor. He’s going to be so amazing as Q in Paper Towns.

did… did he just praise his own movie again….

when was the last time a NON-BLIND guy made fun of a BLIND guy in a teen romance movie? Ever? I don’t think it has happened ever

HE PRAISED AN ACTOR FOR IMPROVISING A LINE DOES IT NEVER END WITH YOU PEOPLE.

john green is not a director

john green is not a director

john green is not a director

  1. john green is not a director
  • john green is not a director

JOHN GREEN IS NOT A DIRECTOR. HIS PRAISE OF THE MOVIE IS OUT OF ADMIRATION OF THE ACTORS, DIRECTOR, AND PRODUCERS. NOT OUT OF SELF-PRAISE. HE ONLY WROTE THE NOVEL; EVERYTHING ELSE WAS OUT OF HIS CONTROL

next person I see hating on john for no reason gets a kick to the dick

(Source: jimmytfallon, via the-dalek-in-221b)

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3 months ago
quacklemore:

i saw somebody tweet this about how to hide your phone in class anD ITS REALLY PISSING BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR IS CLEARLY RIGHT THERE LIKE HIDE THAT SHIT OR SOMETHING PUT IT IN YOUR BOOKBAG SIT ON IT STICK IT UP YOUR ASS DONT JUST LEAVE IT THERE UNDER THE DAMN CALCULATOR BACKING IF YOU ARE GONNA USE YOUR PHONE IN CLASS BE AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART ABOUT IT DAMN

quacklemore:

i saw somebody tweet this about how to hide your phone in class anD ITS REALLY PISSING BECAUSE THE CALCULATOR IS CLEARLY RIGHT THERE LIKE HIDE THAT SHIT OR SOMETHING PUT IT IN YOUR BOOKBAG SIT ON IT STICK IT UP YOUR ASS DONT JUST LEAVE IT THERE UNDER THE DAMN CALCULATOR BACKING IF YOU ARE GONNA USE YOUR PHONE IN CLASS BE AT LEAST A LITTLE SMART ABOUT IT DAMN

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

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3 months ago
nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

nerdjpg:

gotitforcheap:

atheist side of tumblr, care to explain this?

youre right, god is real 

(Source: brockdavis, via kinda-homo)

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3 months ago

zombiepromsong:

***PLEASE READ THE DESCRIPTION BEFORE YOU REBLOG!!!***

Hey dudes!!! I really enjoyed doing this last summer, so WOO giveaway round 2!

If you win, what you receive will NOT be what you see in the pictures, but items of YOUR choice!!! The winner gets to select:

  • 1 book of your choice under $20 (I’m happy to offer recommendations)
  • 1 Vinyl OR 2 CDs of your choice under $25 
  • 1 Giant Bag of your favorite candy
  • 1 Mix CD made based on your tastes by me
  • 3 Pins of your choice from the fabulous wildwilde's etsy shop Bandshite
  • 1 ebay grab bag! What is it? It’s a surprise!!! It could be ANYTHING!! (that is cheap and silly and fun!)
  • 1 Hat crocheted by me in the colors of your choice!
  • 1 Flower Crown made in colors of your choice (yes I know I used the same pic from the last one i’m lazy i’m sorry)

RULES:

  • must reblog this post
  • likes don’t count
  • reblog as much as you like but don’t spam, please
  • no giveaway blogs
  • ask must be open
  • you don’t have to be following me! free birds! If you are already following me/you follow me before the deadline, you will be given 1 automatic entry.
  • Don’t make fun of the crappy backgrounds on my pics I am limited in my photoshop abilities

I’m willing to be slightly flexible on the prices! I will ship internationally! I will post updates/answer questions about it on this blog, but like I said, you DON’T have to follow! This is just because I had so much fun doing it last summer. Be well!!!

DEADLINE: August 1st, 2014!!!!!!

(via songbird-143)

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3 months ago

Pick up line that will have me hook, line, and sinker (via bookwormbabe89)

(via the-dalek-in-221b)

I bought you books
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3 months ago

illiteratedad:

being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead

(via kanekikenny)

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4 months ago

dannyqhantom:

where did that come from

(via eteo)

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4 months ago